King/Queen of the hill

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King/Queen of the hill is a game where you make up the best way to claim a hill from someone else. I'll start


I find a hill, run home, grab a chair and some beer, set the chair on the hill and relax.

I am King of the Hill

But when you finish you beer you run home to get another. Night was camping you and here we have a new queen of the hill. Se shits on your chair and relaxes.

Well played. I get the Accelerant Packed Turrets trait, and spam turrets on your face and knock you back until I get the hill.

I then piss on it to claim my territory. I am king of the hill

Side note: There is no way to end this game (with nuking the hill or some shit) so keep it going

I'm come in shouting and complaining with how shit life is, annoying the hell out of you and making you run away in agony to stop hearing the BS. Then I start doing my victory dance.

I'm king of the hill.

I plug my ears, scream SPARTA! and kick you off the hill

I'm king of the hill

I bring my guardian and say This. Is. My Point! You run in absolute terror!

I'm king of the hill

Since when guardians have fear ravenXD? This ain't a valid reply

I didn't say I feared you, you saw my Viking Guardian run towards you and you run in absolute terror. It is a valid reply!

Fine..but you didn't think Nightfire, as the good engi she is, hadn't planted some land mines around the hill?

While so fiercely running toward us, you step on a mine and i'm still the kind of the hill!

I use hornet sting to evade the mines and use some sword auto-attack rooting to leap you off the hill.

I'm king of the hill.

I get Noz with his Eibharr Dunn of awesome to hunters shot you from behind. And then I put a Krytan Drakehound and a wolf next to you, to fear and immob when needed.

I'm king of the hill :3

Unfortunately I am so bonded with my pet that all control animals transfer to him. You're crying around a three cause your plan failed.

I AM king of the hill.

Goddamn...

I get my thief and faceroll on the 2 button

Ranger > Thief and we all know it. 83% Damage reduction below 7.5k HP. Bye Bye Thief!

My Hill?

Raven, I said there is no way to end there. Whoever claims the hill, has the hill and you have to take it back.

Still mine

Not the way I used to play this back in the day, but I'll come along.

I call some of my dancing friends who seduce you into running with them off the hill. And I build a big open air dancing floor on it.

I'm king of the Hill

Goddamn, well played.

I look at them with my face, they all run away, then put some super-strength glue on a Big ol' bomb, then stick it to you and wait. Kaboom, you get knocked back.

I am king of the hill :3